A Christmas without Kirito

Hello I'm not Kirito.

today's post will not include Kirito.

No way. You must be Kirito!!!

Reveal your self!!!

Nandeya!!!!!!!

Fin

........

An Advent Calendar without Kirito?
I’ll crush that illusion right now!

KYUINKYUINNKYUINNKYUINNKYUINNN

PUCHUN..

Okay, okay, okay— it’s time for Kirito!
Come on, Kirito! Come out!

Kirito!

Kirito!

Kirito!

Kirito...?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Its Giriel, Ghastly Warrior!!

PUCHUN..

One more time, 

One more chance...

(Masayoshi Yamazaki)

Come on, Kirito!

Kirito....?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Its Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga!!

...wait.

You must be stronger than Kirito.

Then you can be Kirito.

Welcome Kirito.

Merry Kiritomas.

Kirito no owari.

Fin~

＜おまけ＞

キリトです

 

どうも、うんちです。

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

キリトがどこいったか気になる？

 

 

 

 

 

うんちになりました。

Unchi ~

Kiritoとカブ

Hello I'm Kirito.

The era of stocks is coming!

I'm buying stocks!!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?

No more stocks.

Fin

Kirito and pachinko

Hello!

I'm Kirito.

I came to Nakano to play pachinko.

I'm Kirito, so I'm sure everybody is expecting me to play with SAO pachinko.

I'll meet your expectations!

I'm going to play...

Azurelane(1 yen pachinko)

Gagagagagagagagaga!!!

Kyuin-kyuin-kyuin-kyuin-kyuin-kyuin!!!

Hitting the jackpot is awesome.

I like Cleveland.

240 minutes later...

total revenue: 

minus 9000 yen. 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

I hate Azurelane.

No more pachinko.

Fin

キリトのじゃんけん

キリト:

ヒースクリフ！決闘の途中だけどじゃんけんしようぜ！ホリゾンタル！

ヒースクリフ:

いいよ

キリト、ヒースクリフ:

最初はバーチカルスクエア、じゃんけん…

ヒースクリフ:

チョキだ

キリト:

ヒースクリフ:

なんだそれは…(困惑)

キリト:二刀流の俺をイメージした指を交差させる手で、グーチョキパーすべてに勝てる最強の手

death

Fin

おまけ

ぼつになったチョキを出すヒースクリフ

誰だよ

背景のハサミはなんだよ

Fin

How to become Kirito: Summoning Kirito on Canvas

Hello. I'm Kirito.

I'm sure ChatGPT can draw a perfect sketch of me.

Hey ChatGPT, draw an ascii art of Kirito(from SAO)

ChatGPT: 

~ Fin ~

How to become Kirito: Mastering the Virtual Sword

1年ぶりですね

お久しぶりです

Kirito death.

~ Fin ~