How to become Kirito: English guide

Hallo, I'm Kirito.

I want to thank all of you who participated in my experiment. I'm also happy to see many reactions regarding the previous post by my brother.

The last experiment resulted in 4 new brothers.

Including my sister Suguha, I now have 5 siblings! Amazing!

Putting that aside, I found an amazing novel based on Sword Art Online.

Sadly, its written in Japanese, so I'm going to translate it for you.

https://ncode.syosetu.com/n6539es/

Uoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Clang Clang! (The sound of swords colliding) Take this leathal super sword! Shubababababababababaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!! (Enemy's voice) As expected, my brother. Huh, in front of my evil sword, Darkness Gungnir, you are powerless. Turn! (Turns his back and walks away) 

What a guy! He's defeated that strongest dragon! Oooooh! Please marry me! Grin. All the girls are over me, it's tough.  Then I became a legend and became the strongest man.

~ Hapyy end ~